Thanks, wait, what?

From: thejersey

i hate u too .but thats a nice titty and a ugly but cut face

Is that a pickup line or did you forget your meds?

From: Jay_Dee_Doh

It’s fairly stupid to put us on communicaitons blackouts for days when you see after it lifts that the person involved in whatever tragedy prompted it has a wall/comment box/whatever FULL of sympathy shout-outs starting less than a half an hour after the accident/event/whatever. It’s worse than stupid when we all go into commo blackout and some high ranking officer breaks it to tell families that ‘one of ours’ has died, but doesn’t say who, so ALL the moms and spouses and families think it’s *their* soldier who died. Kinda cruel, actually. In the event of a Zombie outbreak, commo blackouts should NOT be instituted.

Thanks for sharing?

From: Above Envy

damn this bitch was just suckin my cock then i had to kick her out

Booty shorts, the spice of life.

From: Isaac385

one day outta the blue …take that ass down to one of those adult book stores and go straight to the booths wacth you a flick in those booty shorts….shakin that ass..then walk out…. spice in ya lifeeee!!!!

Sex In the Kitchen?

From: eric808

i’ll give massage to your pussy with my tong

Your foreign typing is so...foreign

From: 69witHer

i live in belgium,and you can have a good friend in europa, we can go to paris, and london, ok i write you because you so sexy to me,ok and i give you veryu special sex ok, you will love it,kiss——-

Not possible

From: 69witHer

lady,i like to meet you,possible? kiss

Blame it on the viskee

From: justsexandromanc

just let me pleasure u once i am different than any other guys or girls ever-i willtake to paradise i think u already like me ot u would not reply to me with one french kiss i will change ur mind for ever think abut it we r so cloed i am i tarzana too just call me and come over ihave wine viskee beers tea any thing u want i can feel ur lips on my lips already.